Man-Flu Soap. Use at the onset of unbearable flu-like symptoms to realize its just a cold. Disclaimer: This 'cure' is just for laughs. Pop a lozenge or go see a doctor.

Ingredients

Sodium palmate, sodium palm kernelate, water, sodium, chloride, glycerine, tetrasodium etidronate, kawakawa oil, coffee grounds, pumice, walnut shell powder, toasted coconut fragrance, TI02, turpinal, black premix